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One day... there was this Ah Beng who wanna learn how to hunt wild animals... So he visited the local gun shop and wanted to get one Sniper with scope for himself... The following conversation took place...

Shop Boss: Beng, wanna Buy Sniper Or not?... i got the one for you lar... Perfect for visual confirmation... got some of the best features for your budget... Come... can even see my house from here la.. You see.... (Beng snoopes through the scope...)

Beng : Boss your house roof is blue Colour one rite?

Shop Boss: yea ... can see anot?

Beng : Boss you sure this one your house ar?

Shop Fler : Why?

Beng : I saw 2 fler running around naked in the house leh ... one male one female ...

Shop Fler : WTF?!@%$^! LEMME SEE!!

*... after about 10 seconds he say lidis :*

Shop Fler : #%^%^@!!! Thats my wife and my driver!!! MCB them!!!

Beng : Wah lan eh ....

* Then the shop Boss reached into his drawer and handed me 2 super accurate Special made bullets..

Shop Fler : ok i make u a deal .... i give u this sniper and the scope for free if you shoot my wife head and shoot the guys kukuciao.

Beng : Sure anot?!

Shop Fler : SURE! You wanna do it anot? if not i do it myself!

Beng : wait ... lemme look at the targets again ....

(*Beng looked into the scope searching for both targets wanting to see whats the odd of hitting the head and the kukuciao with 2 shots .... then he turned back to the shop owner and said ...)

Beng : Boss ... u can keep the extra bullet ... i think i can shoot both target with just one bullet only

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*You dun gedit? i dun blem u .... i dun gedit too at first! keep trying ok?!

Mr. T @ Atech