Quotes That Didn't Make The History Books

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"



OLD COUPLE
A 70-year-old couple would like to have another child, so to see if it is possible, they make an appointment with a doctor. The doctor says to the man, "Take this bottle home and put some sperm into it, and when it is full bring it back." He takes the bottle and they go home.The next day, the couple goes back to the doctor with the bottle empty. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" The man replies, "I've tried it with my left hand, I've tried it with my right hand, even both hands! My wife has tried it with both of her hands and even her mouth. .........
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What are you thinking?...... hahahaha.. You must be thinking the ah pek KKJ cannot stand up leh!!..

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They just can't get the damn bottle open!"



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Mr. T @ Atech